Lil' Blonde Darling: Goldie Hawn in Overboard!

Blonde Beauty Icon Goldie Hawn in Overboard

Oh, how I loved this movie as a kid! The looks Goldie Hawn served as rich bitch Joanna Stayton in the 1987 comedy Overboard will always be with me! The plot revolves around a wealthy, uptight woman who accidently falls off her yacht and develops amnesia. She spends most of the movie believing she's a poor, white trash housewife with a wardrobe to match...so the real highlight is the first 20 min. Oh, but what a glorious 20 min it is! Goldie features the most offensive naughty nautical garments; sequined sailor jackets, french-cut bathing suits, glitzy hair accessories, bedazzled sunglasses, jewels, diamonds, glaMOUR, slut, tart, whore, love. These are the only outfits to be worn on a cruise. Thank you.

 Kunt.

Just a subtle housecoat.

This!

Never forget your broach!

Can we discuss the size of that cordless phone?!

bejeweled!

All hats should have braided weave attached.

A cigarette holder is a must!

poof!

Lounging in style!

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